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Dear Jen Letter - Valentine

My Dearest Jen,
Congratulations on your blog.  I am so happy that you are getting so many people to read it.  Now that you have told everyone your account of how we met, I feel like I need to set the record straight and tell my side of the story.  Well the truth pretty much happened as you told it.  But let me stress just one thing, me giving out my pager number was special.  Not all the ladies got those digits.
Now that you have officially ruined any chance of me ever getting a date with anyone else, I think it is only fair that you "get with me" with more frequency.  More "Special Time" if you will. 
I know how everyone loves your lists, so I came up with one myself.
I have 10 very compelling reasons why you really should "spend more time with me."
1. I cook for you and the kids.  Don't deny it.  You and the kids love my cooking and you'd all starve if I wasn't here.  If they wanted everything burnt, they would ask for you.

2. I load and unload the dishwasher.  I figure, if I'm doing all the cooking, I might as well do the clean up while I'm there.

3. I get up every morning and feed the kids and let you sleep in for an extra 30 minutes of sleep. I'm sure many women would gladly give anything for that.

4. "I love you” and you are the “best and ONLY mother of my children.”

5. It is a healthy way to stay in shape.  Everyone needs some cardio, so I am just helping you out with your workout and looking out for your best interest.  I am always looking out for you first.

6. Even though it is a “jungle” down there, I am still willing to brave that “jungle.”  NOTE: I heard that the Brazilians have cutting edge technologies to deal with the jungle.  You might want to look into it.
7. I'm SURE it was part of our wedding vows or something.  Maybe it was in my head, but that should count.

8. If you “Love” me.  "Show" me.  Repeat as often as possible.

9. It's only 5 minutes out of your day.  Not that I keep track or anything.
10. I have a GREAT sense of humor.  That's why I know you want to "get with me."

Marriage is a give and take.  I just give and give and give.  I think it is time you did a little giving.  I am sure everyone reading this will agree with me.  I deserve a little more "Special Time" with my wonderfully super talented wife.

PS. Consider this your Valentine's gift.  Don't ask for a card or a gift this year. Having me as your HUBS should be gift enough.


  1. Ha! Why am I just now seeing this?! Hilarious!

  2. This is great! If my husband just helped pick up after our daughter went to bed I'd be "getting with him" more often. The cooking, dish washing, and extra 30 minutes of sleep would get him MUCH more ;-) Instead I do it all and am expected to wake up to "get with him" whenever he decides to grace me with his presence in the bedroom. Pshh..yeah right.

  3. i just fell in love with your husband haha

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