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Wow, just wow.  I think I have seen it all.  There is a guy/gal in Japan that has cut off his gentials and served them up for dinner.  YES, it's true.

Mao Sugiyama of Japan is his/her name.

Be warned, this link has some graphic pictures for all you sick people who want to see the freak show.  This guy/gal has literally chopped off his genitals and cooked and served them up for five people to eat.  Last warning, the pictures might make you want to throw up in a violent way.

So, the question is...who is more fucking crazy?  The guy/gal who chopped it off and cooked it up? Or the five fucking sick freaks of nature who paid $250 per person to eat them? How did this even come up?  Here's my take on how it happened.

Guy/gal chef - Hey, I don't want my balls or penis anymore, but I don't want them to go to waste.  It's bad for the environment if I just throw them out.  There is not a good place to recycle them.

Sick rich person - Dude...or should I say dudette, let me eat them.

Guy/gal chef - What?

Sick rich person - I have money.  Cold hard cash.  I will pay you $250 to eat them.  I want to eat them because I am rich and being very rich and sick I would like to eat something...very unique and special.

Guy/gal chef - Hmmm...can you eat all of it?  I have two large balls and one medium penis.

Sick rich person - Well, I don't like to stuff myself at dinner time, so I guess I can get 5 of my sick friends to help me out.  They will love it.  I will tell them it's a new trend that is sweeping the nation, and that they want to be trend setters, not followers.

I have eaten some crazy stuff before.  I have had snake, rabbit, duck, shark fin, deer, pink slime (chicken nuggets), beef lips and other parts (hotdog), and many other things I can't even remember.  But one thing I know I have never had or ever will...some guy's penis and balls.  There is NOTHING about this that is acceptable.  I bet even the cannibals who eat people on a regular basis probably throw those nasty parts away because they are just nasty. 


5 comments:

  1. Shelley in So. ILMay 25, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    I love that the ad that popped up was "5 foods to never eat" and it showed a rotting banana. Classic.

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  2. Better served raw...

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  3. Is this Japan's answer to Rocky Mountain Oysters? Mount Fuji Oysters perhaps?

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  4. Wonder if the same applies to Japanese food as it does Chinese. An hour later and your still hungry.

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  5. We can only hope that the insanity is congenital (no pun intended) and that he/she didn't procreate before serving up his nads for a snack.

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