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Wow, just wow.  I think I have seen it all.  There is a guy/gal in Japan that has cut off his gentials and served them up for dinner.  YES, it's true.

Mao Sugiyama of Japan is his/her name.

Be warned, this link has some graphic pictures for all you sick people who want to see the freak show.  This guy/gal has literally chopped off his genitals and cooked and served them up for five people to eat.  Last warning, the pictures might make you want to throw up in a violent way.

So, the question is...who is more fucking crazy?  The guy/gal who chopped it off and cooked it up? Or the five fucking sick freaks of nature who paid $250 per person to eat them? How did this even come up?  Here's my take on how it happened.

Guy/gal chef - Hey, I don't want my balls or penis anymore, but I don't want them to go to waste.  It's bad for the environment if I just throw them out.  There is not a good place to recycle them.

Sick rich person - Dude...or should I say dudette, let me eat them.

Guy/gal chef - What?

Sick rich person - I have money.  Cold hard cash.  I will pay you $250 to eat them.  I want to eat them because I am rich and being very rich and sick I would like to eat something...very unique and special.

Guy/gal chef - Hmmm...can you eat all of it?  I have two large balls and one medium penis.

Sick rich person - Well, I don't like to stuff myself at dinner time, so I guess I can get 5 of my sick friends to help me out.  They will love it.  I will tell them it's a new trend that is sweeping the nation, and that they want to be trend setters, not followers.

I have eaten some crazy stuff before.  I have had snake, rabbit, duck, shark fin, deer, pink slime (chicken nuggets), beef lips and other parts (hotdog), and many other things I can't even remember.  But one thing I know I have never had or ever will...some guy's penis and balls.  There is NOTHING about this that is acceptable.  I bet even the cannibals who eat people on a regular basis probably throw those nasty parts away because they are just nasty. 


  1. Shelley in So. ILMay 25, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    I love that the ad that popped up was "5 foods to never eat" and it showed a rotting banana. Classic.

  2. Better served raw...

  3. Is this Japan's answer to Rocky Mountain Oysters? Mount Fuji Oysters perhaps?

  4. Wonder if the same applies to Japanese food as it does Chinese. An hour later and your still hungry.

  5. We can only hope that the insanity is congenital (no pun intended) and that he/she didn't procreate before serving up his nads for a snack.

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