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Where have all the good guys gone??

Holy crap Rainbow Dash, I missed BronyCon 2012!  For all you regular guys and gals living your regular lives, you are missing out.  For those of you who don't know or have never heard of BronyCon, please read this article



Basically, it is a convention of about 4,000 people - mostly males who love "My Little Pony."  Yes, that right, your favorites such as Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and all the other lovable, magical,  happy, smiling, friendly cartoon horses come to life.  Apparently they get dressed up as their favorite pony and gather in Secacus, New Jersey once a year.  They celebrate the awesomeness that is "My Little Pony."

Ok, I have never owned a pony - real or not, and definitely never a pink magical creature that wants to be my best friend.  My wife might have some sort of memories of this, but I am not sure she would ever admit it.  My daughter might have seen the cartoon once or twice, but always wants to turn the channel so she can watch something blow up or smash something else in the face.  Don't get me wrong, if a magical, friendly lovable creature such as a beautiful pink pony wanted to be my friend, I would gladly accept her friendship.

I am just a little shocked that 4,000 people gather in the armpit of NJ and dress like magical ponies.  What is more shocking is that this is geared towards the male population.  Lots of single women are constantly complaining that they can't find a good man.  Well, they aren't looking in the right place.  There are 4,000 of them in Secacus, NJ every year.

Any gal that wants to "catch" that special guy should dress up as "Pinky Pie" and head to BronyCon.  I bet she can find a guy there.  Now, he might just want to be her friend at first, but I bet if she showed how "magical" a real girl can be, he might just "come" around.  I am sure they are really good cuddlers and you might even get your hair braided and isn't that what every girl wants?

10 comments:

  1. Sweet baby Jesus. What. The. Fuck.

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  2. My husband's step-brother attends Bronycon every year. I thought it was the stupidest thing I ever heard of a guy doing.........that was until I saw his pictures from JemCon (a convention of Jem & The Holograms fans) http://www.jemcon.org/

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  3. Only flaw in your theory: I doubt these guys like the ladies. But isn't that just the truth, all the good ones are taken or gay?

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  4. Maybe they're like the furries http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furries

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  5. LOL @ Ali. You too the word right out of my mouth.

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  6. Funny that you call Secacus the "armpit of America" because that's exactly how it smells! I have family in Jersey and when my sister and I were visiting she asks my cousin, while we were driving, "ewww, what's that smell?" And my cousin says, "Kim, that's the smell of Secacus New Jersey."

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  7. Ok. My daughter of 4yrs luvs My Little Pony - she has just about every one of there toy ponies, knows all their names, watches the shows, etc... After reading that article... *sigh* they will be forever tainted in my mind! Haahaha! Sux cause I was a My Little Pony fan growing up back before they made the toys look creepy & whorish! Never got down with Barbies.. so they were my fav toy & I past that on to my daughter.. why do people have to ruin something so fun? This is a KID thing, not a GROWN MAN thing!!!! HEEEELLLLLOOOOO!!!!!

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  8. OMG! Hysterical! I'm so going next year, just to laugh! lol Secacus, NJ is not far from Philadelphia, PA lmao

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