How to creep people out

It's all fun and games until the FBI shows up.  Then it's a felony.

Don't mess with Grandma

No one messes with a grandma that is packing heat.

Talk like a Presidential Candidate

Make sure to vote this year.

Perfect for us

Happy 10 Year Anniversary!

I Love You

 

I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

Hot Halloween Costumes

Who said Halloween was just for kids?

Hate your daughter?

Now I know why so many people hate their mom clowns.

If I wrote a book

My wife wrote a book and I could have written this one.

Just share your feelings

 

I like to share...everything.

Sweet Dino Baby

Even dinosaurs want to dress up.

Best advice ever

Dr. Ozzy has the best advice I have ever read.

Where to kiss a man

WTF, Matt. Are you dating the Pillsbury dough boy?

What's your sign??

I'm a Moody Jerk married to a Whiny Bimbo.

That time of the month

Every man can relate to this

What will Rick Astley Never do?

Going down memory lane.

I want you back

Those are words to any man's heart.

Yo Mama

Nothing beats milk squirting out of a kids nose.

How to deal with a bully

Nothing beats a good mother joke.

If you love your mom...read on

Thanks for taking the time, Faria.

Why can't I get a date??

Shatner is king.

Take the test

I passed.

Pay your ticket

I hate getting tickets, and this is awesome.  That is all.

Got bread?

Bread is holy.