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  1. OMGosh! The greatest! I so laughed out loud...several times!

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  2. Hi lar i ous!!!!! Love it! My next door neighbor also likes to leave a "security" light on that shines straight in my bedroom window...I can so relate!!

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  3. OH-MY-GOD that is funniest $%*& thing I've read all year! Seriously why does that neighbor have to be such a prick! I'd totally want to be friends with the email guy - he is hilarious, and who doesn't want a hilarious neighbor. Move to Houston dude - we are so much nicer there :)

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  4. I think the word I'm looking for is Epic. I loved this whole exchange, but especially the frustrated but brave lamp relocation specialist's side.

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  5. I love David Thorne! I want to go to his bbq!

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  6. That Australian/Austrian, (apparently these nationalities are interchangable, despite the fact they are on separate continents) is awesome. I don't like carrying things either.

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  7. That was funny as hell. But....we all know that we would flip out if a neighbor was removing things off of our houses. Just saying.

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  8. I cant lie the guy with the lamp has a point about the legalities but lol u keep on truckin David and let me know when the BBQ is

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    1. well there are legalities with having the light, light up someones house too.

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  9. I love this so much. "Our primary spoken language is screaming." Best line everrrr. Gotta love Australians.

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  10. a beautiful example of evolution.

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  11. Honestly, I might have just installed mirrored glass in my bedroom window to shine the light right back.

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  12. I know exactly where this is too. The Australian could have just told the mountain association and his neighbor probably would have been told to turn the thing off.

    This is a much more entertaining way of doing things though.

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  13. This gave me a good laugh! Have you heard the one about the woman and the wax?!

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  14. Neighbors! You gotta love 'em, or set their mailbox on fire.

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  15. I'm wondering if this was the new owners of out old house. We daydreamed of ways to "take out" the neighbor's spotlight on our bedroom window. I felt like Kramer with the Kenny Roger's Chicken sign in our window at night and we lived way out in the country among the cows. I never needed a nightlight. Ever.

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  16. I've seen this a few times, the first time a few years ago, and I laugh just as hard every time it comes across my path. So hilarious!

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  17. David Thorne is my pretend internet boyfriend and as soon as the restraining order is lifted, we can be together.

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  18. That David Thorne is an asshole...a funny Asshole is still an asshole... (If this is a true story or not)

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