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Got a pack of smokes?

My baby will NEVER miss a Halloween.

Genie out of the bottle.

Keeping it classy with the tampon.

I see your tampon and I RAISE you a bloody maxipad.

Little mermaid gone wild.

In A Relationship

It's a long read, but well worth it. 

Kyle has a bunch of great friends.  NOT.

Awesome Moms on Facebook

Nice job forgetting you have TWO sons.

You better be sorry.  Mama is going to whip your ass.

Mom has a sense of humor.  I don't think Joe likes it.

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For all the drug king pins and porn stars out there.

Costco Vs. Sam's Club

So I get a lot of questions from friends who want to know about the club memberships that we belong to.  Costco members are curious about Sam's Club and Sam's Club members are curious about Costco.  Since I have a membership to both, I am here to set the record straight and tell the truth about both clubs.  The pros and cons of each and why we have both.

Sam's Club is where we buy most of our normal everyday groceries.  Why?  Because where else can you get fresh baked french bread by the case for about 50 cents a piece and bake them as needed?  I have tried Costco bread and I am not a fan.