My Darling Husband

I think this marriage might need some help.

Best or Worst Costumes

 

Got a pack of smokes?

My baby will NEVER miss a Halloween.

Genie out of the bottle.

Keeping it classy with the tampon.

I see your tampon and I RAISE you a bloody maxipad.

Little mermaid gone wild.

In A Relationship

It's a long read, but well worth it. 

Kyle has a bunch of great friends.  NOT.

Awesome Moms on Facebook

 

Nice job forgetting you have TWO sons.

 

You better be sorry.  Mama is going to whip your ass.

 

Mom has a sense of humor.  I don't think Joe likes it.

Love Letters Between a Wife and a Husband

Source: imgur.com

That's real love right there.

Greatest Coffee Table Ad

For all the drug king pins and porn stars out there.

Mom don't READ

EPIC post. I don't know Brian, but I think he is all grown up.

Check out these books for more laughs!

Best Notes From Home

Love is all you need!

Try Saying...

That's very interesting.

Best Wedding Invite and Best Wedding Note

This is a wedding I want to go to.

Read about what happened after they got married.

Best Target Shopping Story Ever

 

Hands down, the funniest Target shopping experience ever.

Costco Vs. Sam's Club

So I get a lot of questions from friends who want to know about the club memberships that we belong to.  Costco members are curious about Sam's Club and Sam's Club members are curious about Costco.  Since I have a membership to both, I am here to set the record straight and tell the truth about both clubs.  The pros and cons of each and why we have both.

Sam's Club is where we buy most of our normal everyday groceries.  Why?  Because where else can you get fresh baked french bread by the case for about 50 cents a piece and bake them as needed?  I have tried Costco bread and I am not a fan.

Fuckin' Neighbors

Gotta love your neighbors.

David Thorne has a hilarious book.  Check it out.